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On Creativity Day my Pop-Pop took me to Odyssey-World.

At Odyssey-World we made an action figure of myself.

My “Self” (the action figure version) looked like this:

The head of Johnny Achilles (just like the official movie version which is based on the cereal that inspired the TV series).

My torso and limited edition Gung Fu Grip from the official chest of Marshall Mars Warblood - the first man to declare war on peace and the father of all battles. He went to Asia to learn the Gung Fu Grip!

My legs have all the best dance moves. They are the action legs of Carmelo Thundergroove, the most quintessential songwriter/singer/dancer of all time (who inspired Michael Jackson’s Thriller video).

After we made the action figure of my “Self’ I asked my Pop-Pop if we could go to Hyke Mountain 3000 so we could go Trail-Blazin’!

Pop-Pop said yes! Trail-Blazin’ at Hyke Mountain 3000 is SO REALISTIC! The guide told us that all the dirt on the Blaze-Trail was bought in all the way from a place called Brazil and that the trees were made out of tin from a place called Potosi!

When we started the Blaze-Trail!, we loaded up at the official Trail-Blaze Oasis resort on survival gear. Our Hyke Mountain 3000 Trail-Blazin’! Survival Gear included but was not limited to:

Captain Lazlo Ferrari’s Official Rain-Forest JungleJuice Life-Squirt Canteen (I choose Caribbean Fructose Nectar Flavor)!

Horatio Nebuchadnezzar’s Official Semi-Automatic Bayonet! The only machine gun for kids that shoots bayonets instead of bullets! 

Rhino-Boots! - complete with two sets of All-Wheel-Drive wheels for “when the goin’ gets jiggy!”

Ninja-Parka: “Disappear from the rain…and your enemy!”

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Before setting out on the Blaze-Trail, Pop-Pop and me picked some Tiger-Bomb Berries (chocolate covered Ginseng balls) for furious mountain-hikin’ energy. Following the official Hyke Mountain 3000 Survival Map, Pop-Pop and me found the Magma Cave Cineplex and saw Porcu-Cop 3: The Battle for Ithica! It was awesome!


As Pop-Pop and me made our way out of the Magma Cave Cineplex we took the escalator to Craggy Pavilion and had a Rooster Booster Chicken-Burger to re-energize!

Our next stop was the Hyke Cola Falls, but Pop-Pop was feeling tired so he hired an official Hyke Mountain 3000 Explorer to play the part of Pop-Pop Too. As we reached the Hyke Cola Falls I couldn’t believe my eyes! The Hyke Cola Falls were way cooler and more refreshing looking than in the commercials! The soda must have sprayed for more than 75 feet! I jumped in the pool of cola and chugged and swam all I wanted.

After that we started out on the Blaze-Trail again, but Pop-Pop Too kept hinting that I should check the official Hyke Mountain 3000 Survival Map for clues so I didn’t miss nothing. I checked the map and saw the letters AA3 and this link next to the Cola Falls:

http://www.americasarmy.com/downloads/

Using the map I found the Official Army game site and killed bad guys for hours! I was a BAD-ASS and my Pop-Pop Too said he was proud of me!

After awhile there was an announcement that it would officially be Nightfall (like in the movie) on Hyke Mountain 3000 and so we decided to set up camp. Setting up camp was lots of fun and I bought all sorts of stuff (Pop-Pop Too signed for post-survival delivery so we didn’t have to carry nothing). After that we camped out at Tentopolis and I got to see the 3 Pigz Movie and Tribe-Hunters 2.

After checking out of Tentopolis, we took the Rhino-Bus to the Hyke Mountain 3000 Zoomit (I wanted to get there ahead of Renny from my History class - who I had seen earlier at Tentopolis eating a Dodo-Burger). The official CGI view from the Hyke Mountain 3000 Zoomit was breathtakingly beautifully realistic and it had over 3 million hits just like the commercial said!

After that I got bored and decided to ask my Pop-Pop Too to take me to Reconaissanz Valley, but he said that he didn’t have credit authorization for off-site excursions so I told him to take me to my real Pop-Pop then. On the elevator ride down I thought about all the things I did on Creativity Day and how much stuff I did. When I saw Pop-Pop (my real Pop-Pop) I showed him my Creativity Invoice and he got all teary-eyed.

I told Pop-Pop that this was the best Creativity Day weekend I had ever had. Pop-Pop looked at me and said that I was “something else” and that maybe we could do it again next year for Creativity Day.

Then I got mad at Pop-Pop. I bet he didn’t hear about the Kidz Ultimate Battle-Farm that they’re building on the Moon (opening next spring)!