due to overwhelming democratic worldwide rebellion against my pulling of the last blog, here is the repost. “10 reasons not to make babies (a list compiled by me and my boss, Alicia Remolde) …”
1) It might die when its a teenager, leaving you riddled with sadness and guilt
2) It might end up being someone you hate, ie an asshole, a republican, or one of those guys on Jackass or girls on America’s Top Model. …
3) It might be born “mentally challenged”, an emotional and financial burden.
4) It might inherit the worst genetic and social characteristics of both parents.
5) The world is too populated, its irresponsible to bring consumers onto an overburdened planet.…
6) Kids smell
7) It might end up a serial killer, psychopath, …addict or thief
8) The world is gonna end in 2012, what right do you have to bring a kid into a world that’s going to pot?
9) Its a lifelong commitment.
10) If you dont have it, you dont hafta spend the rest of your life feeling bad about the things you did or didnt let them do.
